Section One
        - 1 ... In Which Your Narrator Convinces You that New Orleans is a Rather Sleazy Place ...
 - 2 ... Where the Town of Algiers Secedes from New Orleans, and Then Bombs It ...
 - 3 ... In Which We Find a Contrast to All the Hoors in Nola ...
 - 4 ... In which Hazlitt LeFleur is Sold into Slavery ...
 - 5 ... Where Your Narrator Shares With You Some Truths About Relationships in New Orleans ...
 - 6 ... In Which Frankie Minot Goes Out to Hustle Some Chicken ...
 - 7 ... In Which We Find that Freedom is a Pretty Long Stretch from Being Free ...
 - 8 ... In Which Fleetwhite Observes that Hockey Chicks are a Hell of a Lot Prettier then Art Sluts ...
 
Section Two
        - 9 ... In Which Kermit Tells You the Story of Beth Lalachala ...
 - 10 ... What the Algiers Atrocities Began to Do to the New Orleans Skin Trade ...
 - 11 ... In Which Fenton Rochilieu and Hazlitt LeFleur Team Up To Sell The Garden District Assholes Into Slavery for the Overall Emancipation of Nola ...
 - 12 ... In Which Frankie Minot Explains His Unconsidered Pacifism Previous to a Conversation with Fenton ...
 - 13 ... In Which Fleetwhite Prepares to Stir Up the Town With Some Wild Alchemy ...
 - 14 ... In Which Kermit Elaborates on the Nature of His Vocation ...
 - 15 ... Frankie Minot Tells of the Rape of Preston Foley ...
 - 16 ... Ceasefire: In Which Your Narrator Gets to the Heart of the Matter ...
 
Section Three
        - 17 ... In Which Fleetwhite Starts to Strike Back ...
 - 18 ... Wherein Rochilieu Tells You About Some Rather Strange Phenomena ...
 - 19 ... Where Fleetwhite Makes His Move, and Gives You Some Background About Those Crazed People in Algiers, Thanks to Broadmeyer's History Lesson ...
 - 20 ... Kermit Gets Things Done ...
 - 21 ... Intermission: We Get Back to Some Sin in Its Offing ...
 
Section Four
        - 22 ... Minot Gloats Over His Most Recent Tricks ...
 - 23 ... In Which Fleetwhite Airs Some Laundry, and Goes Back to Pimping ...
 - 24 ... Wherein Rochilieu Has Blessed Little to Say For Himself ...
 - 25 ... In Which Minot Remains Unrepentant, and Muses Upon His Plans for the Immediate Future ...
 - 26 ... Kermit Does What Morticians Do Best ...
 - 27 ... In Which Fleetwhite Brings Together That Which No Man Can Tear Asunder ...
 - 28 ... During Which Rochilieu Has Answered a Personals Ad on Yahoo.com New Orleans, and His Date Has Just Arrived ...
 - 29 ... Wherein Kermit Finds Himself With Yet Another Noted Client ...
 - 30 ... In Which Fleetwhite Expresses Nebulous Health Concerns ...
 - 31 ... Halloween Morning: On Which Kermit Receives Some Rather Unexpected Correspondence ...
 - 32 ... Halloween Night: On Which Kermit Goes to a Costume Party ...