Part 1
FRIDAY
1
Dewi of Wales
SATURDAY
2
Roedy Green of New Westminster, Living Lover
SUNDAY
3
John & Charles Wesley, Sweet Singers
MONDAY
4
Gerasimos of Jordan
TUESDAY
5
Chance the Gardener
WEDNESDAY
6
Hesychios, Petter of the Fallen Ox
THURSDAY
7
Perpetua & Her Companions, Martyrs at Carthage
FRIDAY
8
Edward King, ISO Nice Jewish, Buddhist, Wiccan & Pagan Girls
SATURDAY
9
Gregory of Nyssa, a Cappadocian Father
SUNDAY
10
Forty-two Martyrs, & One Other Who Survived, of Persia
MONDAY
11
Julius Caesar of Rome & Cayuga Avenue, San Francisco
TUESDAY
12
Gregory the Great, Emancipator of Souls in Purgatory
WEDNESDAY
13
Nicephoros, Patriarch of Constantinople
THURSDAY
14
Benedict of Nursia, Restorer to Perfection of Cracked Pots
FRIDAY
15
Holy Apostle Aristovoulos, Tormented by Savages & Cabbages
SATURDAY
16
Holy Martyr Sabinus the Egyptian Magician
Part 2
SUNDAY
17
Patrick of Ireland, Who Speared, by Err, the Foot of Aengus at Baptism
MONDAY
18
Cyril of Jerusalem, ISO A Good Old-Fashioned Spanking
TUESDAY
19
Joseph of Nazareth, Collector of Owl Caricatures
WEDNESDAY
20
Cuthbert of Lindisfarne, Who, While Tending Sheep, Witnessed Rods
THURSDAY
21
Thomas Ken, Bishop & Non-Juror
FRIDAY
22
James De Koven, Priest Who Liked it Plain & Blunt
SATURDAY
23
Gregory the Illuminator, Apostle To Armenia
SUNDAY
24
Palm Sunday
MONDAY
25
The Annunciation of Our Lord
TUESDAY
26
Holy Tuesday
WEDNESDAY
27
Holy Wednesday
THURSDAY
28
Holy Shit!
FRIDAY
29
Good Friday
SATURDAY
30
Holy Saturday
SUNDAY
31
Easter
MONDAY
1
April Fool's Day